yes we have his nudes but people are saying they’re gonna print it out and show up at his concerts and ask him to sign it? That’s fcking gross
1) it was already leaked
2) someone betrayed calum and showed it
3) calum already tweeted saying he realized it was a mistake to learn from
4) don’t be a fucking asshole and leave it alone don’t be disrespectful
5) it’s not funny

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if you live in france near switzerland please lock your doors and don’t leave your house

a really dangerous 52 year old man has escaped a psychiatric hospital in Novillars. he’s apparently about 6’3 and has a british accent when he speaks french. he was…



instead of sending me nudes you can send me 

  • pics of you smiling with ur fave stuffed animal
  • pics of you smiling with ur mom 
  • pics of plants
  • pics of ur dog
  • pics of silly lookin bugs that u find 

send me the nudes while this geek eats a flower

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how to handle seeing calum’s nudes


1. gawk for .6 seconds bc hey you’re only human and it’s not your fault they were on your dash

2a. laugh bc calum made silly decision hehe oh cal.
2b. shake head bc person who leaked it also made silly decision tsk tsk

3. maybe a dick joke bc who doesn’t like a dick joke.

4. be done with it and move on bc no matter your opinion on topic, it’s none of your business and you should stop drawing attention to the sitch.

5. make nachos.

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*pop punk voice* this town

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  • Guy: my dick is hard
  • Girl: to find